theonlytoner:

A story about me discussing Malazan feels with my sis (edited to be spoiler free!!!)

Sis: I cry reading books all the time.

Me: Oh yeh I cried buckets when [unspecified character] died.

Sis: … Which time?

Me: First time

(via kharkanas)

goldroadtonowhere:

disgruntledformersidekick:

"The gay community"

Where is that exactly

Oh man can you imagine a town or a country or a political party comprised of nothing but gay men?

It’d be the most awesome and simultaneously shallow ass shit ever. 

"Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?"

— We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)

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super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(Source: kashimiru, via littlesoulsister)

maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000

(via littlesoulsister)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via littlesoulsister)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via littlesoulsister)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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syfycity:

I’m Scottish and this is how I feel today

syfycity:

I’m Scottish and this is how I feel today

eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

April is perfect.

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