Boyfriend in a Bottle

Are you single and hating it? Tried everything, but can’t seem to hang on to a guy? Here’s your solution! Comes in a corked bottle, packed safely with sawdust in a miniature crate that is sealed with a packing label. Many candidates were interviewed, but only those with a 5 star rating and sweet temperament were approved as Boyfriends.
And do not despair — Girlfriend in a Bottle is also available.

Sold on Etsy.

I was tempted to buy this. seriously. 

(via wickedclothes)